WHY GOD WHY???

God has forsaken me! Well, technically He has forsaken my loofa! It wasn't long ago that I asked God to protect my new loofa from Jonathon... sadly... the loofa was found lying on the shower floor this morning. Definitely a sign of violation. It was with a heavy heart that I called Jonathon downstairs and asked him "what did you use the loofa to scrub?" In his deepest man voice, the words I dreaded... "to scrub my tallywhacker." Ugh, well of course he did!